Yeh Desh hai Ameero ka

क्या हुआ कि अगर पैदल पर पथ नही बनाया सरकार ने ?
क्या हुआ कि अगर दिल्ली सरकार ने अनिवार्य किया कर ऑनलाइन फ़ाइल करना ?
क्या हुआ कि आजादी के पचास साल बाद भी कबूतर खाने दे रही है सरकार गरीबो को ?
क्या हुआ कि दिल्ली मी साइकिल पथ नही है ? जो थे वोह लुप्त हो रहे हैं

This is how we work, this is where our heirarchial, feudal values are coming to play this is where we need COMMUNISM ( I guesss ha ha ) to drive sense। We respect money, power " वोह क्या बोलते हैं , कुर्सी को सलाम" this is what is going on, and is essence of India.

I think for me its working out well, I can finally drive my car at speeds above 100Km/h on Gurgaon expressway. I can always blame the damn pedestrian if he crosses over, and this time I can actually say " सड़क क्या तेरे बाप की है , मैंने टोल कर् दिया है , और तुने ? " बेचारे ने तो सिर्फ अपनी जान दी है.

There is a legend (myth) that bones of workers who died while building Great were used as construction material, and other part of body were buried under the wall. (If you see pictures of great wall there is white filling in between bricks/stones - this white color is attributed to calcium in bones of workers ). Well if that is true then our great Gurgaon expressway also consumed a few of indians, it should be declared national monument on that account. Iam sure some body must have done calculations on cost of building overbridge + their maintenence, being higher than number of lives that will be lost ( जान की क्या कीमत ), you may ask why expressway was built well their is lot of money to be made both before and after construction.

So back to I am happy because Gurgaon expressway is good for me. One more thing I came to know that some Uber enthusiastic Government official made it compulsary to file returns online only, I am talking about VAT returns. Again good for me I can do it online and then my punter can go and submit a print out of that to department with stamp of establishment, which I fail to understand till I reached Sales tax office. The GOV of India clearly does not respect your privacy there was this list complete with dealer name, their passwords, and login ID lying there for everyone. Well not bothered again I can file online in India Finally !

Come 26th January, cows (roadblocks) are in new avtaar i.e police barriers to identify terrorists in millions of cars passing by. Well again I am not bothered not because I am not terrorist but police has stereotyped their target and I neither fit in and neither do I drive a vehicle that they fancy. Basically, I am neither driving a battered cab nor I am on a bike or scooter. I wonder what these road blocks achieve, I say so because I haven't seen a action on any of these barriers :) . I would certainly become a believer if I see a shoot out or guy in front of me is member of esteemed terrorist organization. With due respect to our police force which is as common as R.K Laxman common man ,i am ok with road barriers.

I am happy as long as I am financially sound in this country of ours where there are many friends of rich and powerful। तू जानता नही मैं कौन हूँ। is how we start arguing or क्या बिगाड़ लेगा तू मेरा , देख लूंगा। All the world systems are vague and no where close to our indeginious system of belief. Take for example communism - "social equality" when politician say that, its akin to a lover saying " जान तुम कही तो मैं तुम्हारे लिए चंद तारे तोड़ ला ओऊँगा" . American Democracy - every man has a right to choose the commandor of all righteous wars. Above all these is Indian Democracy, where only thing paramount is who rules the Jungle. '" शेर या बब्बर शेर ", कोई भी हो वोह तुम्हे तो खायेगा ही, खुद चुन लो क्योंकि जिंदगी तुम्हारी है। और जहाँ शेर नही रहते या लुप्त हो गए हैं उधर गीदड़ या भेड़ीया में से kisi ko chun lo ( choose between tiger or lion because you will be hunted, if Lions and Tiger are extinct you must choose between wolves and hyenas) .

I must graduate to either Lion or Tiger of society or if that is far fetched I must become hyena, as the lions of mother land believe in " थोडा खाओ थोडा फेंको , और जब वोह फेंकते हैं तो भेड़ीया भूका नही रहता " ha ha ha