I am sane driver just like any good BIS marked product I perform very well but there is always a optimum condition for operation of equipment. My brain is like that very sane under bearable condition, can handle most situation beyond the operable limit but then there is a fuse.
I learnt in US that keep safe driving distance between you and vehicle ahead. In India I learnt you must drive bumper to bumper, keeping safe distance means giving way to a zig zagging moron whom you definetly dont want ahead of you. So that's what I do choose a vehicle I want to follow and simply tail gate at distance enough to ensure that some ass does not squish in. Basically I choose the vehicle I would not want to mind crashing into. :)
Fine morning,
Scene 1. I am cruising at speed of 45Km/h
Scene 2. I am cursing at speed of 70 Km/h, because a lady decided to overtake me on a bend and almost crashed into my front left fender . I would not have cursed if she would have bend over and would have her way anyway ( Pun intended)
Scene 3. Zoomed in front of her and slowed to snail pace. I really want a 50 Inch Plasma TV on my car's rear which can tell people how I feel. This time It would be "Mind it when negotiating a Bend"
Why I love delhi " Men will invoke each other mother and Sisters in normal conversation without battling an eye lid" but they will take it to heart if you invoke their mom and sis when telling them that it was their fault in accident. the whole conversation changes to why was mother and sister Chalisa was sung, and is a good method to change course of any altercation. So fellas, just wait till your Opponent ( Raging Delhi male starts it, will not take long ). Double standard Delhi walle
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